Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
