She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
