He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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