Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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