I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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