so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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