She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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