VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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