There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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