we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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