We're like a lot better than the average bears
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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