Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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