so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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