Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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