I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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