Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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