question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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