That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Operation Purity has been aborted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Randomize