your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
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Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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