We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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