8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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