My nipple is on Facebook.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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