Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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