If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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