Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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