is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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