do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You took a bar mat shot.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
