I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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