You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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