Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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