he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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