I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
false alarm, still single
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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