I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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