I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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