im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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