i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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