Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
