I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
