it was like his penis was on wheels.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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