Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
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If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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