Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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