Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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