wake up i wanna do it froggy style
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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