Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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