woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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