She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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