Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
two words...techno handjob
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
This can only be settled by a dance off.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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