office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, jail baloney is awful.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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