Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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