Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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