There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
being pregnant is like rehab
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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