Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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