I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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