your thong is hanging out like whoa
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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