Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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