You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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