Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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