You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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